Laugh challenge.

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

 

The best humor is both a little bit wrong and a little bit right. A good joke can act as a buffer between hopelessness and hope. With a wicked twist, a few words can turn the world right side up. So, we dare you to find the fun and retell a few of these gems.

  • NATURE JOKES

    Here are a few fun ones themed around the outdoors.

  • What did the big flower say to the little flower?

    Hi, bud!

  • Why do bees have sticky hair?

    Because they use honeycombs.

  • What do you call a bear that is in a rainstorm?

    A drizzly bear.

  • Why did the fungi leave the party?

    There wasn't mushroom.

  • Why do trees not like tests?

    Because they get stumped by the questions.

  • How do trees get on the internet?

    They log on.

  • What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

    That's shocking!

  • What type of tree likes to give high fives?

    A palm tree.

  • What has no fingers, but many rings?

    A tree.

  • FEELINGS JOKES

    Try not to bust a button on these themed jokes about emotions.

  • Why couldn't the flower ride a bike?

    It lost its petals.

  • Why are frogs so happy?

    They eat whatever bugs them.

  • Why was the math book crying?

    It had lots of problems!

  • What day do potatoes hate the most?

    Fry-day!

  • What music frightens balloons?

    Pop music

  • Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

    “Smiles,” because there are miles between each “s.”

  • Mindset One-Liners

    Ain’t it funny when we think we know and then perspective flips it around.

  • The best part of borrowing money from a pessimist is that...

    they never expects it back.

  • The book on anti-gravity was a fast read —

    it was impossible to put down.

  • I thought I had a handle on life,

    but then it broke.

  • Don’t spell part backward...

    It’s a trap.

  • Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own question?

    I do.

  • If we shouldn’t eat at night....

    why do they put a light in the fridge?